Every mother gave birth to a child except my mother she gave birth to a legend, high five mom
Your mom after skydiving accident
When your dad come back after 18 years saying damn that line at Walmart ain’t no joke
Black people may be able to say the N word but there’s something they can’t say Father
Mom cutting peppers wipes little girls eyes putting pepper juice in them fail story
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My sisters pregnant I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an auntie or uncle
Dude stayed 40 minutes after the test: I’m just absorbing the reality that ill have to live withmy parents for the rest of my life
Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack