The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My new year’s resolution is 1920×1080
Christmas toast cheers Slobodan Praljak drinking poison
Fake Santa Claus its all good your excellency we arrested the person who tried to steal your identity
I hear you’re supposed to send people hearts and kittens on Valentine’s day. You’re welcome
Time spent wrapping presents graph: looking for the tape, scissors, moving the cat
When you’re just trying to relax on vacation but she’s got you posing for a picture every 4 minutes Husky dogs