For the company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could only have one beer per person. I was fired for ordering the huge giant cups
You can drive but do you avocado
Have you ever tried alcohol? Yes / no missed box tick
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people Will Ferrel quote
Sarah what is that thing? I was pretty freaked out too, they’re called Asians and there’s like 15 different kinds
Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough
Chicken game: don’t look at this chicken. Game Over
Google results comparison: three black teenagers vs three white teenagers