Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
Self help: how to stop time – kiss, travel in time – read, escape time – music, feel time – write, release time – breathe
I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
They start out as just a potamus hippopotamus
If a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or like this?
Cat guilty I knocked down the xmas tree prison jail arrest
Don’t blame the holidays you were fat in August
I spent 30 minutes talking to them until the barman told me they were umbrellas women in burka