Read this out loud. This is this cat this is how to keep an idiot busy for forty seconds
Japanese created silicone toy mugen puchipuchi mimics sensation of popping bubble wrap
Why have ABS when you can have kebabs twitter
I’m a simple man I see boobs I press like
When you got like 15 essays 4 assignments and 6 exams to study for and you just chill in bed contemplating your whole life Kim Kardashian
Every time someone types LMAO I imagine a French cat le mow
When the toaster is broken so you gotta put your breadphones on and use the fire from your mixtape instead
When the recruiter asks if you can get the references from your last employer Jeremy Clarkson