Psycho the rapist. It’s one word George psychotherapist
Shooting a bear doesn’t make you badass. Feeding a bear while her cub humps your leg makes you badass
This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Tesla has added special air filters to make your air clean just in case you’re stuck in trafiic behind a Volkswagen Elon Musk
Whenever you’re sad think of the happy onion man
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Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Friend is someone to share the last cookie with cookie monster
If monday was a beer head foam