Dead man but you’re still coming to work right
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Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
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When they start WW3 without you Kim Jong Un sad crying World War 3
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Trump Siri how many miles did I ran today? Siri: ok sending missiles to Iran today
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WW3 ends us soldier fell in love with Iranian lady Johnny Sins Mia Khalifa World War 3 breaking news
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Self help: how to stop time – kiss, travel in time – read, escape time – music, feel time – write, release time – breathe
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I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
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They start out as just a potamus hippopotamus
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