I feel bad for the people who never go crazy
When your iMessage isn’t working and you have to send texts carriage horses
Your laptop what brand? Jade Acer fail
Do you ever get a message and you just stare at it for a while and take a deep breath and think “what the actual fuck am I supposed to reply to that”?
I hate being bi-polar it’s awesome
How does she look like when she is texting “hahaha”
Mom: Who is John Sina and why are you telling me his name? John Cena
Did you throw it in the water? That’s a tortoise not a turtle, it can’t swim