When your grandma doesn’t send you birthday money hey thanks for the birthday money oh my bad wrong grandma
Van not for sale don’t ask
Mady if you remove d from your name it becomes may do you want the d how clever it was tinder
So you’re a single mother of one? Yes I am. Want to become a single mother of two? No
Do you need me to walk you back to that friendzone you just tried to escape from
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When bae doesn’t text you back hey for the third time like is you blind?
My life summed up in a picture hey good talk
When you though you lost him cuz you was acting crazy but then he messages you Rihanna