Free hugs vs deluxe hugs $2 dollars
I could do one year “you get one trillion dollars but you have to pretend to be gay for a year”, bitch I will actively be gay for a year
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong: pile of cash money
Plastic pennies set of 100 for 3 dollars 49 cents
Stop being poor Paris Hilton shirt quote
Socialism if we can’t all be rich let’s be equally poor, except for our rulers they still get to be rich
When I say I’m broke it doesn’t mean I have $0 dollars, it just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollars but your remaining balance says $4 dollars