Zuckerberg my dad told me you’re spying on us, he’s not your dad
Reddit I have a micropenis AMA, maybe there’s a girl with micro too, there technically is but that’s illegal
Facebook plus instagram equals FBI database
The man who just drove into the parking space I was waiting for and told me to f off has arrived for his interview with me tweet
So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves
We all have that one mate that you can’t put on loudspeaker because you don’t know what they’ll come out with
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language hieroglyphs emoticons
How to win at Tekken: pick Eddie Gordo, spam every button, nobody will want to fight you again, perfect victory