Head&shoulders unnecessairly gendered product, the men’s one is cheper, then buy the one for men shampoo
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Live each day as if it is your last in bed and on painkillers
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How to slow down time, step 1: do plank
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Recycling is a liberal media myth just put everything in the trash trust me
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How to keep friends happy: tag them daily in memes
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Life’s boring overthink until you trigger a panic attack
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Borrow money from a pessimist they don’t expect it back
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