Don’t bring a skateboard to a gunfight
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Want to turn $40 dollars into $400 dollars? Put the 40 dollars in your gas tank and drive your stupid ass to work
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Do you have a problem, can you do something about it, then don’t worry graph algorithm
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Listen to your heart: do some drugs bitch
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Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
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Your options include: becoming your father, joining the army, making conceptual art, dying alone in the woods list
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If you aren’t happy single you won’t be happy taken, happiness comes from drugs not relationships
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Want to get rid of puffy eyes? Try a couple of fresh jalapeno slices
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