“I’m finally getting used to this body”. Get a pet parrot teach it to say this and only this
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When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
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Ned, don’t go south, ok. Game of Thrones the end
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Make single player game, sell it as multiplayer and tell players the universe is too big to find other players. Evil idea
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When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Graph: never no all the time
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Do as I tell you for I am a sign
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When your ex starts acting suicidal: I’m going to jump, do a flip
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Safety first do not fist Android girls warning sign
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