Bicycle cannot stand on its own, it is two tired
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: is the bar tender here?
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time
If you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn’t stand on any it’d fall over
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus