What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent
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Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired
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I missed you more than a retard misses the point what do you mean
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When your boss is always cracking lame jokes but you can’t afford to lose your job
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Fun prank: make them study for 16 years and then don’t give them jobs
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First woman on the moon: Houson we have a problem. What? Never mind, nothing I’m fine
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Yo mama is so fat she took a jump in the pool they found water on mars
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