Why crows steal? Because they’re black
For Christmas I want a dragon be realistic I want a girlfriend what color dragon
User interface is like a joke if you have to explain it it’s not that good
Lie detector robot joke
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run
When no one gets your joke throwing golf club
6 year old kid looking at moms ID card, sex: F, he laughs, I can’t believe youre so bad in sex that you failed in it, husband died laughing
Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis