Hey I got a girlfriend wow congrats april fools
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Cause he Neverlands silly dog
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
First day on the job as a drug dealer: *giggles* we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok? *gets stabbed*
I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
When you find your own joke hilarious but your friend ain’t impressed Lindsay Lohan
What’s the difference between Liverpool and a tea bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer
Japan during World War 2: let’s attack America, let’s invade half of Asia, let’s murder 20 million people, nuclear bomb not funny