Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
No matter how rich you are our graves will be the same size, stay humble. Speak for yoursels peasant pyramids
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When you convince yourself to finally go out then realize it was a mistake and you’d rather be home
Me on job applications vs me in real life NASA astronaut
Holiday to do’s: be present, wrap someone in a hug, send peace, donate food, make love, be the light
Gets plenty of exercise drinks pure water breathes free air eats organic diet dead by age 35 ancient human
This is me, I trust people easily, I forgive people easily, I forget all the bad they did easily. I am an idiot, please don’t be like me
Rabbits jump and live 8 years, dogs run and live 15 years, turtles do nothing and live 150 years. Lesson learned