I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so Kaalmi Maibi indian name trolling
Apologies stole your bike last night in the final chapter of an export fuelled rampage smooth ride tho great bike choice fam 10 out of 10 would steal again
Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Lawyer: the evidence shows us you’re guilty. Kid: I know you are but what am I? Judge *whispers*: this guys good
Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45 the first sentence explains your love life everyone thinks you’re dead
I’m at the age where people are asking: so what are you doing with your life? and I’m like: mate I am genuinely just here for a laugh
I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook