Find a woman with a brain they, all have vaginas street quote
Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
Random guy leans over and whispers while were getting food: I have a hedgehog in my pocket don’t tell anyone
You know when someone catches you off guard and you say hello in a weird way and you replay it in your head for the rest of your life
*Goes on a date*, *looks around*, um so will the dog in your profile pic be joining us?
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t
Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg a life long question was answered: it was the chicken
My body is a temple but it’s one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place