Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach man to fish and feed yourself. He’s a grown man and fishing’s not that hard. Ron Swanson
Livin la vida broka
As an adult you can literally do whatever you want to do. I always end up just wanting to go home
With great power comes great electricity bill
Hey cap, what do you use this frisbee for? For stopping bad guys from killing innocent uncles Spiderman
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Saint Schrodinger: as long as the tomb is closed Jesus is both dead and alive
I’m muslim not terrorist t-shirt guy, actually is an islamic terrorist
Women wearing burka hijab with sign “Islam is the perfect system for all mankind”