Get me some cake Adolf grow up you’re 53 cake cake cake cake
Special talent can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
When your food sound like WW2 in the microwave but still come out cold
I’m hungry but I don’t like what’s in the fridge and I’m too broke to go out
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What are you? An idiot sandwich Gordon Ramsay
It’s a sad sight when you walk past a dropped kebab some poor bastard was deeply wounded by his loss
You are what you eat I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
Happy birthday PS you’re adopted dog
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