Dessert stomach: secondary organ reserved solely for when the primary stomach is full but you still really want to get that Chocolate Volcano Brownie because it just looks so good
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Creative learning motivators: Twix, Bounty bars after some pages
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Angry dog doge what is this retard doing down there grilled cheese sandwich cheems
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If the flying spaghetti monster didn’t create life why is DNA shaped like pasta? Checkmate evolution and creationism
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When you both gained a few pounds but the love is strong
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Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
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Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
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Un restaurant: comfortable sir? No come for food
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