The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake
I was on a diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days Pakalu Papito
I beat anorexia fat man t-shirt
My neighbour breaking up with his girlfriend while eating Cheetos
Rapefruit good for every meal
How to start a rave in Uganda bread taped to ceiling
Salad = sad, hamburger, pizza, pizza, McFlurry = happy playing with letters
I’m hungry go make a sandwich I don’t want a sandwich then you ain’t hungry mom