If the flying spaghetti monster didn’t create life why is DNA shaped like pasta? Checkmate evolution and creationism
When you both gained a few pounds but the love is strong
Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
Saying do I smell popcorn right after you fart so everybody takes a deep breath trolling
When your salad keeps making jokes laughing women
There’s something wrong with this banana George Bush corn
How do people have self control when it comes to biscuits and just eat one or two, like if the packs infront of me I’ll just eat them all