When teacher does not appear on exam day
This feeling when you’re not pregnant
When I get into internet argument
Doctor: now I have to inform you there’s only a 50% percent chance of surviving this procedure. Kid: let’s do it twice then
We don’t eat gluten, dairy, meat, soy, eggs or nuts, what do you recommend we get? The fck out waiter answers
You say “all guys are the same”. Who the hell told you to try them all?
Women can argue for 3 straight hours but 2 minutes into a BJ and her jaws hurts confused man meme