How do people have self control when it comes to biscuits and just eat one or two, like if the packs infront of me I’ll just eat them all
When you Google mild headache and that shit try to tell you you’ve got brain cancer crying
Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut up and everyone applauded me so i told them to shut up too
So how’s parenting going? Kide puked vomited threw up on mother’s head fail
The horrifying moment you forgot about your tea and discover it turned stone cold Will Smith silly face
Ree this is sexist, stop exploring space less than 1% percent women in the crowd for the Falcon Heavy test flight SpaceX
Your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
25 years of living it’s taken me this long to realise the structure of a plug bathroom