My heart says steak but my bank account says ramen
How kids clean their room: cleaning, complayining, playing with all the stuff they found
I lost my son can I please make an announcement? Of course. Goodbye you little shit
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What happens when I tell people I’m colorblind: that’s cool points at object what color is this graph
The biggest criminals wear ties not tattoos
That ankward moment when deer have a better love life than you
If you woke up without a goal go back to sleep
Basically single married hungry