Cat can spot a bird from across the yard cant find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times
When you’re the only girl at a party with all dudes gazelle leopards
Norway guilty you are in jail enjoy suffering prison full of cool gadgets polandball
When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My life every year beating me up every year
When it’s December 31st and someone says “see you next year” not funny at all
Darth Vader: “I’m too full to eat”, Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you’ve started”
John is going to the gym, doesn’t upload selfies and phrases like “no pain, no gain”. John is smart, be like John