Shopping with the wife tired man husband laying on the flor
*Hits blunt* when you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom
Stylist: this salon is for adults only, kid: let me speak with the manager, stylist: say no more
Black felons putting CNN glasses on now sees happy black family
When you find someone who genuinely likes you, finds you attractive and wants to date you: are you a simulation?
Remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights church sign quote
This moment on exam when you know you’re fcked
Honey I have no panties. Alright I’ll wash them tomorrow