Pre drinks aren’t even pre drinks, they’re just the stage of drinks where you get absolutely smashed in order to save money when out
You will reach your destination at 10:26. What men understand: beat the time of 10:26
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy saving mode sleepy cat
Why the hell would you take engineering courses if you know they’re hard? Too young, too dumb to realize
How relationships work: she does something stupid, he gets mad, she gets mad, he apologises graph
The light inside has broken but I still work. Me too vending machine, me too
Newtons third law of emotion: for every male action there is a female overreaction
You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late. Jokes on you I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what. Tired dog