I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
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Story of my life: Well that didn’t work – An autobiography book
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When you’re trying your best but nothing is going right dog
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Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?
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This Boeing 747 is carrying a space shuttle but your bag is two pounds overweight
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Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
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When you wake up and check your phone to see how much time you got left to sleep but it’s right before your alarm supposed to ring crying
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Mad at my boyfriend and not speaking to him, so want something to eat? Me pig looking
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