Disabled parking only: I am pregnant, only shop for 2 minutes, my back is sore – not a disability sign
Brushing my teeth: what I think I look like, what I really look like mirror reflection
Code for six minutes, debug for six hours programming
Mom: how are your grades this semester? Me: the important thing is that we have our health
This is turtle, they do nothing and live for 150 years. Turtle is smart, be like turtle
Only guys will understand peeing as a graph
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A poem for mornings: coffee, coffee, everyone shut up, coffee
When you’re waiting for him to come back with a towel. Woody Toy Story