Being that twat of the family is a hard job but someone’s got to do it
I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years now so I guess this is just who I am
When youre drunk af and start making friends with everyone dog dolphins
That face you pull after that first sip of tea Prince Harry
When your friend throws up after you just started drinking. Pathetic. The Simpsons
Tag someone who farts a lot Family Guy
This is how my parents look at their cell phone
Who else sets their alarm like this and is still fcking late?