Doctor: now I have to inform you there’s only a 50% percent chance of surviving this procedure. Kid: let’s do it twice then
We don’t eat gluten, dairy, meat, soy, eggs or nuts, what do you recommend we get? The fck out waiter answers
You say “all guys are the same”. Who the hell told you to try them all?
Women can argue for 3 straight hours but 2 minutes into a BJ and her jaws hurts confused man meme
Woman’s eye when shopping
List of people I trust
How people see spring, how I see spring
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Girls before going on a date