McDonald’s called out order 369 and I yelled out “Damn she fine” and nobody laughed or danced, I hate where were at in America right now
Girl found bullets at the gas station bolts fail
Swedish story defecating on a ship hold hand of cleaner lady while flushing toilet
Daughters name Lanesra unique and romantic, my husband told me it was Arsenal spelled backwards
Hitler: so mine less, Grammar nazi busts in: mine fewer, Hitler looks up: yes?
Disconnected home alarm, deregistered from neighbourhood watch, got two Pakistani flags and ISIS flag FBI, CIA and other agencies are watching the house 24/7 never felt safer and I’m saving $49 a month
When I grow up I want to be like mommy exotic dancer last showel at home depot
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Anakin Skywalker was slave as a child never met his father lava burns in 95% percent of his body yet he conquered the galaxy. What’s your excuse?