Brittany went to Brazil to meet a boy who said “come to Brazil” and he wasn’t there sad crying girl
Easter egg: Han Solo from “Solo a Star Wars story” is actually Han Solo from the original Star Wars. You can tell because they have the same pet dog Chewbacca
Pill Bill, Bill Cosby Kill Bill poster photoshopped inventor of Tic-tac vodca
The side of Britney Spears the media never talks about the little boy grew up to be Steve Jobs
Saw my ex riding his bike while I was riding passenger and told my friend to run him over and she didn’t. Tired of all these fake friends
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid
Hitler man is refusing to stand with the facists that have taken over Germany
*Hits blunt* Bruh, do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?