I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Let me guess… license and registration? Creative car sticker for police
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts
We do not have WiFi, talk to each other, pretend it’s 1995
To get the bus to Hogwarts please run directly at this sign
Trucks no right turn warning sign happened exactly this
Today’s special: buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free
My favourite road sign is “falling rocks”. What am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying “random accidents ahead life’s a lottery be lucky”