Me on Monday I want to marry my bed Adventure Time
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2 PM gonna go to bed early tonight, 10:30 PM here we go time to hit the hay, 2:30 AM ahh so male seahorses give birth
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When you sleep at a friends house and you wake up before them like WTF do I do now
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Me: alright time to sleep for work, youtube: 10 things you didn’t know about black holes, me: well well then let’s find out
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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in life
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How weird is it that you have to pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep
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Me in a job interview. Talents: sleeping
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When you wake up from a dream that was 1000 times better than your own life
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