Clock still sleepy every hour
Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
Me on Monday I want to marry my bed Adventure Time
2 PM gonna go to bed early tonight, 10:30 PM here we go time to hit the hay, 2:30 AM ahh so male seahorses give birth
When you sleep at a friends house and you wake up before them like WTF do I do now
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in life
How weird is it that you have to pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep
Me in a job interview. Talents: sleeping