Stephen Paddock on facebook: I swear to God if this country festival wakes me up one more time Las Vegas shooting
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My halloween costume: sleeping wrapped in blankets
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Typical woman watching a movie after 1 5 15 20 minutes fell asleep
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Martin Luther King: what’s wrong baby? Correta: nothing I just think it’s weird youre having dreams that aren’t about me
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The Force Awakens, the force needs 5 more minutes Yoda
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Alarm clock shoot to turn off I haven’t slept for hours stormtrooper
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Nudges boyfriend at 3 am Wall-e is a boy it’s a robot it’s sexless
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