I’m really sorry that you’re not feeling well today but I’m still gonna need a sandwich
If a girl is ugly look at her heart, not her face. If a boy is ugly, he’s ugly. Einstein quote
Right in the childhood man having a heart attack
When a guy says he loves you graph he loves you please don’t keep asking why
Tips for success with women: don’t be ugly
Future grandpas will be like
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about Amazon Prime shipping box
Let’s go shopping she said, it won’t take long she said