I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
Forgot to charge arm last night charging at cellphone charge area at airport bionic girl Angel Giuffria
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
Metallica on twitter: how to find a better drummer, oh shit this ain’t Google
Beerbongs and Bentleys met a koala today, kangaroo met Shia LaBeouf today twitter
Has Leo won an Oscar? Yes twitter account
Nike Kanye West on Twitter: awwww Nike shoe sales slip, Kanye is $53 million in debt trolling