I’m at the age where people are asking: so what are you doing with your life? and I’m like: mate I am genuinely just here for a laugh
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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
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I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
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Forgot to charge arm last night charging at cellphone charge area at airport bionic girl Angel Giuffria
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Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
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Metallica on twitter: how to find a better drummer, oh shit this ain’t Google
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Beerbongs and Bentleys met a koala today, kangaroo met Shia LaBeouf today twitter
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Elon Musk imagine getting jumped by a group of Chinese people and on of them yells cough on him corona virus
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