Re-doing high fives because it was a bad one
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Girl with weird eyes, how are you talking about normal when your eyes don’t share the same postcode
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When all the shitty humans in your life screw you over your dog will still be there wagging it’s tail when it sees you that’s real love mate
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Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law, who lives at blue house. She gets off to work at 6
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I’m at the age where people are asking: so what are you doing with your life? and I’m like: mate I am genuinely just here for a laugh
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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
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I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
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