Donald Trump: Hillary claims guns don’t keep us safe yet, she’s guarded by dozens of armed agents
Trump wants to ban muslims but if we learned anything from prohibition its that people will just make muslims in their bathtubs
If the FBI needs to get into someone’s iPhone without permission they should just call U2 and ask how they did it
2016 Trump won’t win, 2017 President Trump can’t do that, can he? 2018 You watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins
Picking a president to vote for this term is like picking the STD that I’d be the most okay with having
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke Donald Trump
Donald Trump bought domain Jeb forgot to renew his domain twitter
Saudi invasion of Syria mean Syrian army will be getting newly abandoned tanks, Humvees. Maybe worth it