Anything is possible if you really belive in yourself. Elon Musk: no, it’s not twitter tweet
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I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
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Jeremy Clarkson: I always thought this was my daughter but she appears to be doing a triathlon. No it’s OK, she is my daughter after all smoking cigarette
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Donald Trump: why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales
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Girl I like vs girls that like me. Who said I liked you? twitter fail
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If you can’t handle me at my worst then leave because I don’t have a best I’m always awful Pakalu Papito
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Golovin is the strongest left wing in russia since stalin twitter quote
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Royal wedding when nanna is not impressed and you are trying to hold back your laugh Queen Elizabeth
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