Forgot to charge arm last night charging at cellphone charge area at airport bionic girl Angel Giuffria
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Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
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Metallica on twitter: how to find a better drummer, oh shit this ain’t Google
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Beerbongs and Bentleys met a koala today, kangaroo met Shia LaBeouf today twitter
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Nike Kanye West on Twitter: awwww Nike shoe sales slip, Kanye is $53 million in debt trolling
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The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
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Kanye West on twitter “I am Lord Voldemort” first letters of tweets
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Lady on the plane started to freak out realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my granades nearly fell outa my pocket. Bullshit I keep my granades in my turban
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