USSR: this is traditional food in my country, but Ivan the plate is empty, I know
I’m going to study at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Why are you like this?
Hey baby do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
When there’s a new meme and I don’t understand it scientific analysis
Dear diary my pencil is not working sincerely Spiderman
Can we just take time to appreciate all that Kermit the frog has done for memes?
I always say I wanna make new friends but do I really have time to figure you out and hope you’re not shitty? Kardashian
Metallica on twitter: how to find a better drummer, oh shit this ain’t Google