Sit down let me tell you a story once upon a time I ate your hamster this morning cat
The law student starter pack
Let’s boycott the 100m sprint because of lack of diversity black runners only
Black astronauts – because even other planets need crime
Oh sweetie it’s a little late for that. Young cute girl hanger in her nose
Cat can spot a bird from across the yard cant find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times
My life every year beating me up every year
Slobodan Praljak toast photoshopped Leonardo DiCaprio