Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but I’ve also prepared a dance
Darwin’s finches and their highly specialized beaks: seeds, nuts, nectar, shekels Jew Jewish nose
My parents were human wife looking at a horse
Do you guys eat your burgers with or without the peel? McDonald’s fail
Pregnant woman smoking & drinking: no, it doesn’t affect my baby. 12 years later: kid playing Fortnite
Henry the VIII single, married, it’s complicated. Head cut off
When an Ed Sheeran song comes on the radio Van Gogh cutting his ear off
Boeing name how it’s spelled sounds like