Horses then now well played car carrier
You used so much spice people eating it are folding space and seeing the future. Gordon Ramsay
Math test: bob has 36 bars he eats 29 what does he have now? Diabetes spiderman
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Guy: wouldn’t it be funny if we had sex haha? Girl: what? Sorry a friend took my phone. We’re talking in person
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1 to 10 last night she kept yelling nein thats the best I’ve ever done
Everything men can say to women without offending them book shut up and take my money
No one can take away my rights if I don’t have rights. Muslim woman protip lifehack
What if cats sit into boxes in honor of the Schrodinger’s cat?