Friend: hey wanna hang? Me: no thanks, I already have made plans with someone. Friend: who? Me: depression
Hitler man is refusing to stand with the facists that have taken over Germany
Africa by Toto whole continent
Mark Zuckerberg walking into a test feeling fully prepared, it’s the Turing test
Socialism if we can’t all be rich let’s be equally poor, except for our rulers they still get to be rich
Mark Zuckerberg daytime vs nighttime comparison reptilian
When you poke holes in his condoms and get aids instead of a baby black man
When you’re waiting for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide basketball player