Parents: stop joking around and grow up, me: look, a hat funny bird
Yeah I’m into fitness whole pizza in my mouth dog
Sit down let me tell you a story once upon a time I ate your hamster this morning cat
The law student starter pack
Let’s boycott the 100m sprint because of lack of diversity black runners only
Black astronauts – because even other planets need crime
Oh sweetie it’s a little late for that. Young cute girl hanger in her nose
Cat can spot a bird from across the yard cant find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times