Keep calm and stay inside the salt circle
Do you wanna CDs nuts? See these nuts deez nuts
When you lied on your resume and your new job puts you right to work with no training
How awesome would it be if airlines had Steam sales? I never planned on going to Nepal but it’s only 40 bucks
Boss: why were you late this morning? Me: petting not my dogs
Keanu vs kEAnu EA locked purchase for 50 dollars Electronic Arts
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Me: I’m terrified of the cold. Therapist: I see, me: did you just say icy? Therapist no chill out me screams