Rubber duck when he gets up to shower and leaves you laying there like the whore you are
When you post a funny joke to the messenger group chat Mark Zuckerberg laughing
This looks like a dope concert until you realize it’s a cotton harvester
Death to all juice, fck all plastelin transparent trolling
Mark Zuckerberg hello fellow humans I am here to talk about your earth laws testifying in congress
When your enemy is nearly defeated and final victory is at hand gas your own people so that nations greater than your will intervene and destroy you. Sun Tzu quote, The Art of War, page never
All the hidden facebook apps the moment you login to facebook photographers taking pictures of Mark Zuckerberg
Pope Francis when you ask Mark Zuckerberg why he unpublished your meme