Rise cooker now versus in 1945 nuke bomb
Man dies after killing himself breaking news
Kurt Cobain’s microphone shotgun gun
Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who’s been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone
Child yes microwave I will fulfill the sacrifice
In Germany we don’t say trick or treat instead we say aufmachen gestapo halloween
When you’re in the bunker waiting for the Fuhrer to order the counter attack but you hear a gunshot from his room
Fun prank: make them study for 16 years and then don’t give them jobs