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Dat ass birds
How close I am to losing my shit car parked close to the wall
You mess with da croco, you get da glocko
Cat had barf made it to carpet in time
When the girl you bought a drink for starts dancing with another guy drinking her drink
SWAG is for boys, empire is for men
The friend who gives unsolicited relationship advice even though she’s been single for 7 years starter pack